Hi, it's Putter here ...Happy Holidays! Yes, it's that time of year again for fun, laughter, and enjoyment. 
Be sure to read "The 7 Daily Rules of  a Dog's Life" below.  You will enjoy it. 

Putters Doggie Tip for the Week:  Who ever said you can't BUY happiness forgot there are little puppies out there just waiting for you to come and get them.

Putter's Doggie Chuckle:  What do you get when you cross a “Pointer” with a “Setter”?
A "Poinsetter" - your traditional Holiday pet!




Just For Doggie Laughs
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The 7 Daily Rules of a Dog's Life

I will not bite the officer’s hand when he reaches in for Mom’s driver’s license & car registration.

My head does NOT belong in the refrigerator.

We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

I will not throw up in the car.

I will not steal my Mom’s underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

Why do I have to wear these ridiculous

antlers? I'm a dog ...not Rudolph!

Just For Doggie Laughs!

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Doggie Prayers

Dear God: Will I have to apologize to the mailman when I get to heaven?

Dear God: Why is it that humans will always smell a flower, but never smell one another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God: When we get to heaven can we sit on the couch and sleep on the bed …or is it the same old story?

Dear God: I’m really upset that there isn’t a car named for a dog. You have the Mustang, the Cougar, the Rabbit, the Jaguar, the Stingray and the Colt. Cougars certainly don’t ride in cars, and how can you fit a colt into a car? It’s not fair. Can’t you rename the Buick Regal the Buick Beagle?

Dear God: Am I still a bad dog if I bark my head off in the forest and no human hears me?

Dear God: I was wondering if there are dogs on other planets. The reason I ask is because I’ve been howling at the moon and the stars for some time now and all I ever hear back is that “yappy” Poodle across the street.

Dear God: When I get to heaven, would it be too much to ask for you to give me my testicles back?

Just For Doggie Laughs!

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How to Set "Strict" Training limits for Your Dog

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. All right ...the dog is allowed in all rooms, but he has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can only get on the OLD furniture.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but he is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

9. FINE! The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. The humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

...and don't you forget it!