Monday, November 9, 2009

Just For Doggie Laughs!

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How to Set "Strict" Training limits for Your Dog

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. All right ...the dog is allowed in all rooms, but he has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can only get on the OLD furniture.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but he is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

9. FINE! The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. The humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

...and don't you forget it!



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